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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:00

share office space ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Musk rails against Trump tax bill, calling it ‘a disgusting abomination’ - The Washington Post
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Tesla Moves To Block City Of Austin From Releasing Robotaxi Information - CleanTechnica
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Non distinctio minus inventore tempora repudiandae mollitia.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
No go.
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Titan's Atmosphere 'Wobbles Like a Gyroscope' – And No One Knows Why - ScienceAlert
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the difference between Music.ai and Moises.ai?
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why would a person who is educated and skillful still find it hard to get a better job?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Mitsubishi Said in Advanced Talks on $8 Billion Aethon Deal - Bloomberg.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
GM plans $4 billion push to move production from Mexico to U.S. - The Detroit News