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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Musk rails against Trump tax bill, calling it ‘a disgusting abomination’ - The Washington Post

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Tesla Moves To Block City Of Austin From Releasing Robotaxi Information - CleanTechnica

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Non distinctio minus inventore tempora repudiandae mollitia.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

No go.

To prevent blackouts, Trump administration keeps another aging power plant online through summer - AP News

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

NASA sounds alarm over massive planetary anomaly spreading worldwide traced to unknown forces beneath Earth’s crust - Glass Almanac

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Titan's Atmosphere 'Wobbles Like a Gyroscope' – And No One Knows Why - ScienceAlert

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the difference between Music.ai and Moises.ai?

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why would a person who is educated and skillful still find it hard to get a better job?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Mitsubishi Said in Advanced Talks on $8 Billion Aethon Deal - Bloomberg.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

GM plans $4 billion push to move production from Mexico to U.S. - The Detroit News